Golf Jokes - Golfer's Maxims

Golfer's Maxims

Golfers Maxim on Mathematics : Four plus five equals seven.

Golfers Maxim on Sportsmanship : Winning is everything.

Golfers Maxim on Consistency : Your best round ever will immediately be followed by your worse round ever.

Golfers Maxim on Success : A wise man always lets the boss win.

Golfers Maxim on Winning : Bad mathematicians make great golfers.

Golfers Maxim on Perseverance : In sheer frustration quit playing at least twice a month.

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Engineers and Managers A businessman flying in a hot air balloon realizes he is lost. So he reduces his altitude and hovers over a man who is standing in the field below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, about 30 feet above this field." "You must be an engineer," says the balloonist. "I am. How did you know?" "Everything you told me is technically correct, but it's of no use to anyone." The man below says, "You must be in management." "I am. But how did you know?" "You don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's all my fault."

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