Laws of the Internet Jokes

Laws of the Internet

* Your ‘Favorites’ list will become so large it will be quicker to conduct a new Search than to use it.

* Your computer will crash just as you are about to save that long thought out email.

* Every Search will give over a thousand results - the only one of interest will always be last.

* Your best loved site will have inexplicably vanished the next time you try to access it.

* Junk mail will always reach you but important emails will get lost.

* Inevitably you will forget to turn the Webcam off before undressing for bed and wake up to find you have become a world-wide porn star.

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Engineers and Managers A businessman flying in a hot air balloon realizes he is lost. So he reduces his altitude and hovers over a man who is standing in the field below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, about 30 feet above this field." "You must be an engineer," says the balloonist. "I am. How did you know?" "Everything you told me is technically correct, but it's of no use to anyone." The man below says, "You must be in management." "I am. But how did you know?" "You don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's all my fault."

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