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Super Strong Viagra


An old lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.

The doctor gives her a super strong Viagra pill, but warns her it’s still experimental and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner.

So, that night at dinner, she does. About a week later she goes back to see the doctor.

She says, 'Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you suggested. It wasn't five minutes and he jumps up, throws all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravishes me right there on the table.'

The doctor says, 'I'm so sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.' 'No . . . that's okay.” Replied the old lady, “We wouldn’t go back to that restaurant anyway.'
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