Murphy's law of golf

Murphy's First law of golf : a new ball is twice as likely to get lost as an old one.

Murphy's Second law of golf : a new ball always find water.

Murphy's Third law of golf: The higher a golfer's handicap the more advice he gives.

Murphy's Fourth law of golf: All par threes aspire to be sixes.

Murphy's Fifth law of golf: After fourteen brilliant holes the last four will return your score to its normal pathetic level.

Murphy's Sixth law of golf : If your swing feels right it’s wrong.

Murphy's Seventh law of golf : The probability of sinking a putt is inversely proportional to the distance from the hole.

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Engineers and Managers A businessman flying in a hot air balloon realizes he is lost. So he reduces his altitude and hovers over a man who is standing in the field below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, about 30 feet above this field." "You must be an engineer," says the balloonist. "I am. How did you know?" "Everything you told me is technically correct, but it's of no use to anyone." The man below says, "You must be in management." "I am. But how did you know?" "You don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's all my fault."

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