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Murphy's law of golf


Murphy's law of golf



Murphy's First law of golf : a new ball is twice as likely to get lost as an old one.


Murphy's Second law of golf : a new ball always find water.

Murphy's Third law of golf: The higher a golfer's handicap the more advice he gives.

Murphy's Fourth law of golf: All par threes aspire to be sixes.


Murphy's Fifth law of golf: After fourteen brilliant holes the last four will return your score to its normal pathetic level.

Murphy's Sixth law of golf : If your swing feels right it’s wrong.


Murphy's Seventh law of golf : The probability of sinking a putt is inversely proportional to the distance from the hole.

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