Murphy's law of golf

Murphy's First law of golf : a new ball is twice as likely to get lost as an old one.

Murphy's Second law of golf : a new ball always find water.

Murphy's Third law of golf: The higher a golfer's handicap the more advice he gives.

Murphy's Fourth law of golf: All par threes aspire to be sixes.

Murphy's Fifth law of golf: After fourteen brilliant holes the last four will return your score to its normal pathetic level.

Murphy's Sixth law of golf : If your swing feels right it’s wrong.

Murphy's Seventh law of golf : The probability of sinking a putt is inversely proportional to the distance from the hole.

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A young man began his career as a magician with a job on a cruise ship. Vital to his act was his pet parrot - the bird would always steal his act by giving away the trick, “the card is up his sleeve” or “he hid the dove in his pocket.” This always got a great laugh from the audience. One day the ship began to sink. Risking his own life the magician ran back to his cabin to rescue his parrot. Diving overboard, at the last minute, they landed in the freezing water. The young man grasped onto a wooden door that had broken off the sinking ship and pulled himself and the parrot to safety. For a several days, they pair sat there looking at each other.Finally, the parrot broke the silence. “Okay, I give up.” He squawked, “What did you do with the ship?”

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