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Strangest Internet Address? -- thehobbo@nofixedabode

Your infallible new virus checker will immediately become infected by an obscure virus.

A computer virus is an electronic micro-organism and has a moral right to live.

Somewhere, in the internet ether, are there virtual mail men being terrified by all the virtual dogs that pet loving surfers have created?

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