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Gambling Slot Machines Jokes



GAMBLING - Playing the Slot Machines


Two gambling friends, Tom and Gerry, went together to play the slot machines at an LA casino. Each agreed that when his allotted money was gone, he would go set on the bench and wait for the other to finish.

Gerry quickly lost all of his money and went to sit on the bench. He waited and waited and waited some more. After what seemed an eternity, he saw Harry coming toward him carrying a huge bag of coins.

"Hey, Gerry," said Tom, "how'd you do?" "Well, Tom," said Gerry, "you see me here on this bench - what do you think? It looks like you hit it big, though."

"Oh yeah," said Tom, "I found a great slot machine! It's way in the back. I'll show it to you - you can't lose! Every time you put in a buck four quarters come out!"

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