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Web~Wizard Wisdom Jokes


Web~Wizard Wisdom


Reciprocal links with another web site will ensure one way traffic - away from your site.

Despite the fact that it always takes you ten attempts to enter your password correctly a hacker will guess it right first time.

The domain space available for your web site will always be 50 gigabyte less than you need.

A ten minute browse never takes less than two hours.

The very first visitor to the website which took you months to lovingly create will be a malicious hacker.

Guarantee millions of visitors to your site each day by including three key words in your HTML header – Sex, Money and Free.

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