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24-Hour Cleaning Service


Needing some clothes cleaned quickly, a man searched the small town he was visiting until he found a sign which read: Cleaning and Pressing - 24-Hour Service.

After explaining what he needed, he said, "I'll be back tomorrow to pick up my suit."

"Oh, but it won't be ready until Saturday," replied the proprietor.

"But your sign states '24-Hour Service'," the man protested. "Yes, that's correct," the proprietor said reproachfully, "but, we only work eight hours a day. Today is Thursday - eight hours today, eight hours Friday, eight on Saturday. That's 24-hour service."
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