Gambling Odds in Heaven Joke

Bill Gates Gambles With Heaven and Hell

Bill Gates dies while gambling in an Las Vegas casino and arrives at the port to heaven and hell.

Peter says, “Because you’ve been so successful on Earth you may choose to go to heaven or hell.”

Bill peeks into heaven and sees a couple of old boring men sitting around at a table. He takes a look in hell and sees really beautiful women, sex, drugs, rock and roll, and most of all, gambling.

So Bill says, “I’m a gambling man and I love women so I want to go to hell”

Once in hell, Bill is immediately thrown into a huge torturous fire.

“Hey,” says Bill, “what going on? The Hell I was shown was full of gambling, women, and sex?

'That,” said the Devil with an evil smirk, “ was just a demo version."

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