Gambling a Way of Life Joke

GAMBLING - a Way of Life

A down and out asked a passing stranger for Ł5 so he could stay the night at a hostel.

The man asks, "Will you buy booze?"

The beggar says, "No. I promise - I don’t drink."

The man says, "Will you gamble it away?"

The beggar assured the man, "I have never gambled in my life."

"You must come home with me,” demands the man, “I want my wife to see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"

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