Get Rich Quick on the Internet Jokes

Get Rich QUICK on the Internet

By using the internet everyone can effortlessly become a multimillionaire. The formula is simple ::-

1) Choose a product that can be easily bought in any high street store.

2) Create a memorable web site such as IAbsolutelyDesperatelyMustHaveThat.CON

3) Lose masses of money trading through your site.

4) Float the company on the stock market for $Ł$Ł$Ł$Ł$Ł$

5) Retire. To be successful you must remember that patience is vital – the above process can sometimes take as long as three months.

Guarantee millions of visitors to your site each day by including three key words in your HTML header – Sex, Money and Free.

Comments

Engineers and Managers A businessman flying in a hot air balloon realizes he is lost. So he reduces his altitude and hovers over a man who is standing in the field below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, about 30 feet above this field." "You must be an engineer," says the balloonist. "I am. How did you know?" "Everything you told me is technically correct, but it's of no use to anyone." The man below says, "You must be in management." "I am. But how did you know?" "You don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's all my fault."

Funny Jokes

Search This Blog