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Get Rich QUICK on the Internet 

By using the internet everyone can effortlessly become a multimillionaire. The formula is simple ::-

1) Choose a product that can be easily bought in any high street store.

2) Create a memorable web site such as IAbsolutelyDesperatelyMustHaveThat.CON

3) Lose masses of money trading through your site.

4) Float the company on the stock market for $Ł$Ł$Ł$Ł$Ł$

5) Retire. To be successful you must remember that patience is vital – the above process can sometimes take as long as three months.

Guarantee millions of visitors to your site each day by including three key words in your HTML header – Sex, Money and Free.

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