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Golf Jokes - Golf Balls


There is no putt so simple that it cannot over shoot by twelve inches.

The secret of being a great golfer is knowing how to tally the score so that you’re never more than twelve over par.

I’m not a great golfer in fact, to be honest, I don’t even know the difference between an iron and an electric kettle.

A round of golf is never over – just deferred 'til another day.

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Location: Лос-Анджелес, Калифорния, США

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