During a tournament a rather embarrassed golfer turned to his opponent and coyly confessed ‘I’ve never played this badly before!’
Quickly the opponent retorted, ‘ Actually I didn't realize you had played before.’
A young man goes to visit his grandfather in the nursing home. He asks the elderly gentleman how he has been sleeping at night. The grandfather replies that they give him a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet every night before he goes to bed and he sleeps like a baby. The man thinks it strange giving an old man Viagra so he finds his grandfather's nurse to ask why. “The hot chocolate makes him sleepy,” replies the nurse, “and the Viagra keeps him from rolling out of bed.”
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