Golf Jokes The real rules of golf

Real Rules of Golf

If a tree obstructs the ball the player may place it on the green at the spot where the he knows it should have landed.


In a bunker three stokes count as one.

If a ball defies gravity by rolling over a hole the shot should be retaken.

To compensate for the loss of a ball deduct five strokes from your score.

A ball that doesn’t travel straight down the fairway must be defective – move it out of the rough and back onto the green.