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Real Rules of Golf

If a tree obstructs the ball the player may place it on the green at the spot where the he knows it should have landed.

In a bunker three stokes count as one.

If a ball defies gravity by rolling over a hole the shot should be retaken.

To compensate for the loss of a ball deduct five strokes from your score.

A ball that doesn’t travel straight down the fairway must be defective – move it out of the rough and back onto the green.

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Engineers and Managers A businessman flying in a hot air balloon realizes he is lost. So he reduces his altitude and hovers over a man who is standing in the field below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, about 30 feet above this field." "You must be an engineer," says the balloonist. "I am. How did you know?" "Everything you told me is technically correct, but it's of no use to anyone." The man below says, "You must be in management." "I am. But how did you know?" "You don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's all my fault."

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