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Leap Frog Jokes : Part 2



Why did the frog go to the mall?
Because he wanted to go hopping.



Why did the frog walk across the road?
He didn't... he jumped.


Why did the frog cross the street?
Because the chicken crossed the road.


Why did the frog cross the road?
To see what the chicken was doing.



Why did the frog cross the road?
Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.



How do you confuse a frog?
Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.



How does a frog confuse you?
When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.



What did the frog say to the fly?
You are really starting to bug me!



What does a frog say when it sees something' great?
Toadly awesome!


What do you call a frog with no legs?
It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway.


What do you call a frog with legs?
Dinner.


What is a frog's favourite game?
Croaket


What did the frog order at McDonald's?
French flies and a diet Croak


Why did the frog go to the hospital?
He needed a "hopperation" !


What is the thirstiest frog in the world?
The one who drinks Canada Dry!


What's red and green and goes 175 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.


What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits!


What does a bankrupt frog say?
"Baroke, baroke, baroke."


What has more lives that a cat?
A frog that goes croak every night.



What did the frog do after it heard a funny joke?
It started to croak up!


Why did the gag-writer turn green?
Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!

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