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Pet Frog Jokes


Short Frog Jokes : Part 1



What's green and red?
A very mad frog.


What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox!


What's green with bumps?
A frog with the measles!


What's black and white and green?
A frog sitting on a newspaper.


What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad!


What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it!


How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Sore.


What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
A rubbit!


Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
He liked a good croak and dagger.


What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
It got toad!!


What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again?
A dirty double-crosser!


What's green green green green green?
A frog rolling down a hill



What is a frogs favourite time?
Leap Year!
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