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Challenging Order


A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: Ł500 if we fail to fill your order! When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant eyes on rye.

She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen. Suddenly all hell breaks loose!


The restaurant owner comes storming out of the kitchen. He hurries over to the customer's table, slaps five Ł100 bills down on it and says, "You got me this time buddy, but I want you to know that's the first time in ten years we've been out of rye bread!"
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