Stock Market Trading Shares Joke

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A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker.

"I think this one will really move said the broker, it's only Ł1 a share."

"Buy me 1000 shares." said the client.

The next day the stock was at Ł2. The client called the broker and said, "You were right, give me 5000 more shares."

The next day the client looked in the paper and the stock was at Ł4.

He ran to the phone and called the broker, "Get me 10,000 more shares,” he pleaded.

"No problem!" said the broker.

The next day the client looked in the paper and the stock was at Ł10. Seeing what a great profit he had in just a few days, he called the broker again. "Sell all my shares!" he demanded.

" Don’t be stupid,” said the broker, “ You’re the only mug buying that useless stock."

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