Surviving Premenstrual Stress PMS

What’s the difference between a woman with pre menstrual stress and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.


The ‘Centre for Approximate Guesses’ located in Glasgow, Scot

The ‘Centre for Approximate Guesses’ located in Glasgow, Scotland have shown that when a woman is suffering from PMS her partner is:

100 times less likely to have sex

10 times more likely to get a black eye

20 times more likely to have to work late at the office.




If men suffered from PMS everyone would be awarded an extra four days PMS break each month.



“You’re feeling bad with PMS aren’t you dear?” asked the concerned husband.

“Why do you ask that?” bellowed his wife. “You seem to have accidentally cut all my clothes into tiny pieces again.” squeaked the husband.