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Viagra Quickies Jokes


Viagra Quickies


Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you're up all night.

Men taking iron supplements are warned that taking Viagra may cause them to spin around and point north.


The difference between Niagara and Viagra? Niagara Falls.


New Viagra eye drops make you look hard.

Viagra has been a big boon to 'stand up' comedians.

The man spent too much money on Viagra: Now, he's hard up.


Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra? A man took twelve pills and his wife died.


A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed over the Ł10/pill price. His wife, who was with him, had a different opinion: "Oh, Ł40 a year isn't too bad."

Then there was the man who got his Viagra tablet stuck in his throat and suffered from a stiff neck.


For years the medical professional has been looking after the ill, to make them better. Now, with Viagra, they're raising the dead!

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