Viagra Quickies Jokes

Viagra Quickies

Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you're up all night.

Men taking iron supplements are warned that taking Viagra may cause them to spin around and point north.

The difference between Niagara and Viagra? Niagara Falls.

New Viagra eye drops make you look hard.

Viagra has been a big boon to 'stand up' comedians.

The man spent too much money on Viagra: Now, he's hard up.

Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra? A man took twelve pills and his wife died.

A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed over the Ł10/pill price. His wife, who was with him, had a different opinion: "Oh, Ł40 a year isn't too bad."

Then there was the man who got his Viagra tablet stuck in his throat and suffered from a stiff neck.

For years the medical professional has been looking after the ill, to make them better. Now, with Viagra, they're raising the dead!

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Engineers and Managers A businessman flying in a hot air balloon realizes he is lost. So he reduces his altitude and hovers over a man who is standing in the field below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, about 30 feet above this field." "You must be an engineer," says the balloonist. "I am. How did you know?" "Everything you told me is technically correct, but it's of no use to anyone." The man below says, "You must be in management." "I am. But how did you know?" "You don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's all my fault."

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