Funny Jokes

Viagra - a Handy Little Friend It was recently reported in the newspaper that a 16 year old kid took three Viagra pills. He had to be rushed to this hospital with 3rd degree burns on his hand.

Viagra or Prozac - Best of both worlds Then there was the depressed patient who always took Viagra and Prozac together . . . at least that way if he couldn't get it up he really couldn't give a damn!

An old lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a super strong Viagra pill, but warns her it’s still experimental and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner. So, that night at dinner, she does. About a week later she goes back to see the doctor. She says, 'Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you suggested. It wasn't five minutes and he jumps up, throws all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravishes me right there on the table.' The doctor says, 'I'm so sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.' 'No . . . that's okay.” Replied the old lady, “We wouldn’t go back to that restaurant anyway.'

Viagra Quickies Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you're up all night. Men taking iron supplements are warned that taking Viagra may cause them to spin around and point north. The difference between Niagara and Viagra? Niagara Falls. New Viagra eye drops make you look hard. Viagra has been a big boon to 'stand up' comedians. The man spent too much money on Viagra: Now, he's hard up. Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra? A man took twelve pills and his wife died. A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed over the Ł10/pill price. His wife, who was with him, had a different opinion: "Oh, Ł40 a year isn't too bad." Then there was the man who got his Viagra tablet stuck in his throat and suffered from a stiff neck. For years the medical professional has been looking after the ill, to make them better. Now, with Viagra, they're raising the dead!

Do you not know I am a woman? When I think, I must speak. William Shakespeare

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